Here are some more reasons why you should definitely aim to date a Russian girl: Britney Spears? Every Russian girl has a pile of burned CDs she's gotten in the mail from her second cousin who lives in Moscow, and she will not hesitate to bust them out in the car.Stick with a Russian girl long enough, and you’ll get to experience the pure bliss of Russian chocolates and treats (and Korovka, which is a block of milky-caramel and is everything dreams are made of).Sometimes we get so excited, and so passionate, and so zealous, that our neighbors might think we’re dying. It might be uncouth, but it's also 99.8 percent more effective than talking about things in a rational, collected manner.But really we’re just excited about that mega-sale at J. Not all Russian ladies get turnt, and no, we don't all love vodka.
Lord help your soul if you’ve angered a Russian girl’s family. The Russians basically invented space travel and just try to find another writer besides Nabokov who can seamlessly craft a grammatically sound sentence that is over a page in length?
(OK, I'm being faux-cocky here for effect, but honestly, looking at it now, most of what I wrote is true.
I would just never actually say those things out loud and mean them because that's one thing Russian girls are not: overly braggy, annoying people.)Russian women get a bad reputation for the whole "mail order bride" business, but I'm here to shatter that misguided notion (sorry not sorry): Most Russian girls don't actually sell themselves to American men for money.
But we know how to have a good time, and we know how to entertain.
What "having a good time" and "entertaining" actually look like will vary from woman to woman because, duh, we're all incredibly unique just like anyone else.